{"id":311,"date":"2014-03-12T09:09:31","date_gmt":"2014-03-12T13:09:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/?p=311"},"modified":"2014-06-12T08:49:14","modified_gmt":"2014-06-12T12:49:14","slug":"how-one-radioactive-monkey-found-his-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/how-one-radioactive-monkey-found-his-feet\/","title":{"rendered":"How One Radioactive Monkey Found his Feet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-47 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Elements-LJ-size.jpg\" alt=\"Elements LJ size\" width=\"73\" height=\"110\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-364\" \/>Below, dear reader, please find <b><u>bonus content<\/b><\/u> for Suzanne&#8217;s book: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1770530428\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=1770530428&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=authsuzachur-20&#038;linkId=5E3WTTY6FW4EXJWO\" target=\"_blank\"><i>ELEMENTS: A Collection of Speculative Fiction<\/i><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This series of posts provides stories-behind-the-stories for each tale in <i>ELEMENTS<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Sitting in the 6th slot in the Table of Contents is: <b>&#8220;Hot Furball on a Cold Morning&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-47 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/doorwaysissue6cover-234x300.jpg\" alt=\"doorwaysissue6cover\" width=\"234\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-100\" \/>Years ago, I was scoping out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ralan.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ralan.com<\/a> in search of markets for my fiction when I stumbled across a call for submissions to the anthology:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/12713434-requiem-for-the-radioactive-monkeys?from_search=true\" target=\"_blank\">Requiem for the Radioactive Monkeys<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The market didn&#8217;t pay much, but the maximum length was 500 words. I figured I could write a story in an hour about a radioactive monkey.<\/p>\n<p>Bam! The first version of <i>Hot Furball on a Cold Morning<\/i>&nbsp; flew into existence in record time.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the editor, John Weagly, didn&#8217;t pick up my story.<\/p>\n<p>The big problem with any <b>themed<\/b> anthology is that after the stories are purchased and the rejections go out, suddenly a glut of stories with similar themes run the magazine and anthology circuits. I couldn&#8217;t possible sell my radioactive monkey story <b>right away<\/b>! I&#8217;d have to <b>sit on it<\/b> for a while.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-47 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/coldmorning-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"coldmorning\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-312\" \/>A couple of years later, I took a workshop run by the incomparable <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mortwrites.freeservers.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Mort Castle<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldhorrorconvention.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">World Horror Convention<\/a> in Toronto.<\/p>\n<p>Wind time ahead some more, and Mort Castle assisted in founding a new horror magazine called <i>Doorways<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>I reworked the story, filling in some details I didn&#8217;t have room for with the original 500 word cap, and sold <i>Hot Furball on a Cold Morning<\/i> to <i>Doorways<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><u><b>Fun Fact<\/b><\/u><\/p>\n<p>One of the other students in attendance at the Mort Castle workshop, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.monkeypharmacy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ken Lillie-Paetz<\/a> illustrated my story. Didn&#8217;t he draw a fantastic sad little monkey? <\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1770530428\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=1770530428&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=authsuzachur-20&#038;linkId=5E3WTTY6FW4EXJWO\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-47 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Elements-LJ-size.jpg\" alt=\"Elements LJ size\" width=\"73\" height=\"110\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-364\" \/><i>ELEMENTS: A Collection of Speculative Fiction<\/i><\/a>&nbsp; is available in Canada and the USA from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.edgewebsite.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">EDGE Science Fiction and Fantasy Publishing<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Below, dear reader, please find bonus content for Suzanne&#8217;s book: ELEMENTS: A Collection of Speculative Fiction. This series of posts provides stories-behind-the-stories for each tale in ELEMENTS. Sitting in the 6th slot in the Table of Contents is: &#8220;Hot Furball on a Cold Morning&#8221; Years ago, I was scoping out Ralan.com in search of markets for my fiction when I stumbled across a call for submissions to the anthology: Requiem for the Radioactive Monkeys. The market didn&#8217;t pay much, but\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/how-one-radioactive-monkey-found-his-feet\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19,1],"tags":[3,16,76,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":817,"href":"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions\/817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/suzannechurch.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}